generic metaphors

important game news they don't tell you

Blood Rayne Betrayal

leave a comment »

For fear of a buying a mediocre game I tried the Demo.  While this review might not be about the full game I can complain about the first two levels.  BloodRayne Betrayal takes the franchise in a new direction by taking a few notes from Castlevania: a 2D platform action beat-em up.

The graphics really make this game.  The levels and characters are well designed and look great.  The blood and gore are in your face and the comic book look of the action and levels really appeal to me.

Now the controls are slow.  The response from you hitting the button and the action of the character are late.  I don’t know if it was just the demo but from other reviews about the whole game this seems to be in the rest of the game as well.  This is a major turn off for me.  I like responsive controls.  Some of you may not care about it so much but in this day and age I would think the designers would make sure the game runs smoothly.

You have a melee attack and a gun.  The swords combo and the gun kills enemies in one shot.  But it has limited ammo and you need to pick up on the way.  This kind of seems unbalanced since it takes about a couple of melee hits to down an enemy while a single shot can take down the same enemy.  While the melee attack gives you more points, shooting them seems like the most effective.

This game is hard.  Like many old school NES games you will die many times.  If you like a challenge this is it.  The verdict: wait for a sale.  This game can potentially be very good if they fix the lag issue.  But for now I rather not pay for it.


Written by Theonlypersonhere

September 30, 2011 at 6:53 pm

PSP vita !!

leave a comment »

Ok so now we have a name instead of the PSP2.  Vita doesn’t really match this portable.  But whatever it’s just a name.  The price like I wrote before will be 249-299 respectively for the wifi and 3G version.  no other information about how much the 3G version costs per month yet.  Also a big plus is that the console will be region free.  Something the 3DS does not have.  Strange since it was the other way around.

Now will Vita bring the life back to Sony as it was intended to do?  First release games much like what happened to the 3DS will affect the growth of the system. should this information stay on date the new uncharted game will make this system a big contender.  The others aren’t as nearly as popular.  But with a big name upon release date the system should get more sales.  The 3DS didn’t achieve this by getting the big hits late, which had some factors to the price cut.

The 3G option: I don’t know what to say about this one.  One hand this could help since Sony made this a semi-tablet.  Which will appeal to other customers for an affordable wanna be tablet?  On the other hand this could be a disaster depending on the cost of the plan people might not want to hand over extra money for a portable system.  Apple gets away with it since their Ipad can do other things and has a bigger screen.  While Sony is trying to climb the apple tree of success it might have missed the point with putting all those features on a primarily based game system.

The vita is a portable gaming system first.  That should have been the mind set when going into it.  By adding tons of features that may not have an effect on the games could effectively ruin the system.   Trying to reach other customers will alienate the ones you have.

My predictions is if the release date games are a hit like Uncharted then the Vita will indeed have a better shelf life then the 3DS.  But if some problems arise and should some setbacks cause the Vita to be lack luster then Sony is going to have to slash some prices.  If Sony doesn’t learn from Nintendo’s mistakes then it will follow and history might repeat itself.

On a side note Microsoft is doing the smart move by staying out and letting them fight it out.  But who knows what they can bring to the table turn holiday shopping time.  Hindsight is 20/20.  

Written by Theonlypersonhere

September 22, 2011 at 8:31 pm

Posted in Game News

Tagged with , ,

the decline of the Home gamer

leave a comment »

Portable gaming.

This word once a joke in the early years has now became a great stigma of success or failure.  Companies like apple, Nintendo and Sony are banking on the portable gaming in their devices.  It first started with simple apps that lead to a lot of money.  But portable gaming was always around in the DS and PSP and many others before it.  Why does it seem to have a boom now?  It may have due to the rise of more mainstream devices like the apple products.  Not to say that apple is to blame but it did make it easier for everyday non gamers to get them to buy it.

Not to say that this is a bad thing.  More great games have arrived and are more available to people who otherwise wouldn’t.  But what happens to the long games.  You know games where you can sit down and play and that actually need save files.  Where are the games that can express and convey ideas and themes?  This is an issue that I would like to address.

Like any book or movie which has been acknowledged as a work of art games has been slowly climbing a ladder towards such titles.  But in the beginning there are many examples that would have instantly reached the top.  But now the great games only appear once in a while.  Portal is a good example: simple game where the player completes tests for a Killer AI.  One the upper crust of this game is escape.  If we go deeper one can read this game as the exploitative companies taking advantage of the weak.  The second game deals with the notion of evil and greed.  Wheatley another new AI you encounter slowly becomes more powerful with your help and is overwhelmed by the power and becomes the new threat.

So what can we do?  The answer isn’t as simple as boycotting a certain game.  Big companies have to know their customers concerns.  I guess by supporting the really great games on release can show them what we want.  But ultimately the decision to produce and distribute falls on the hands of the CEOs and such.  Examples like Xenoblade which did very well in Japan and Europe is not coming to America because they don’t see much profit to be made, even though there are sites of people who sign petitions that they want it brought over.

Written by Theonlypersonhere

September 17, 2011 at 12:10 pm

Catherine and other stuff

leave a comment »

Wow it’s been a while again.  Since my last article recent events really put me down and I didn’t really feel like writing or doing anything for a while.  There were also pretty lame game releases lately with the exception of Catherine.  The drastic price cut of the 3DS was a big surprise.  I wouldn’t say that the handheld was failing but the late releasing of good games definitely hurt the console.  The PSP vita doesn’t seem to be showing its face at all.  But the pricing of it of 249, and 299 was also surprising:  At that price Sony has a better chance to compete with the 3DS during the holiday rush.  But then again the price cut does push the 3DS into more affordable homes now.  170 for it seem more reasonable.  249-299 Vita feels like they should just pick up a PS3 if they haven’t already.  Speaking of that the PS3 is now 249

Microsoft’s xbox360 hasn’t really done anything.  It would seem that they are just letting Sony and Nintendo do battle and wait for the exhausted winner.  OK enough about the consoles let’s talk about Catherine: 



Now Catherine is a very unique game about love and life.  It is a linear narrative about Vincent a young man dealing with the problems of relationships.  Now the player takes control during conversations and the puzzle platform modes.  You make choices which affect the outcome of the game and see the impending doom of Vincent as he tries to figure out cheating.

The animated visual cut scenes are nice to look at and the graphics during game play are visually stunning.  The story gets a little crazy at times but as it was said and done I still wanted more.  This game really is a metaphor for life.

The game play is just Vincent climbing up boxes which he can push and pull.  The objective is to climb to the top as fast as you can without knocking down the boxes below you.  It’s very simple at first but the game will challenge you with hard and harder level designs.

Overall I really enjoyed it.  The story with this unique game play makes for one crazy and enjoyable experience.  If you like puzzle platformers then look no further there are more challenge modes even after the game is done, also a good narrative to top it off.






Written by Theonlypersonhere

September 12, 2011 at 7:30 pm

Posted in Game News, Game reviews

Tagged with , , , , ,

Portal 2

leave a comment »

Hey it’s been a while hasn’t it.  It also hasn’t helped that less-then par games were released this quarter.  But here is the sequel to Portal a fun little game developed as a side project and received almost no advertisement.  Even so it has been praised by both critics and fans.  Now does the sequel live up to the greatness of the original?  In short yes.  For those of you who don’t want any more info then its good and if you liked the 1st one and want to find out what happens next then by all means go and play the 2nd.

For those of you who never played the first one then play it now.  No really stop reading and play it.  All the jokes and references will be about the 1st game.  So if you want to “get” all the plot and humor they spill out then finish the 1st game.

To review a game like this I can’t really give this a standard score or any real way of measuring it be comparing it to other games.  Since all you do in this game is shoot portals and walk through portals.  It is simple but challenging as you progress through it.  This genre can be someone where in the puzzle first person shooter but I believe it surpasses that becomes its unique genre.

I don’t really want to write about the story or even gameplay since it would be a huge spoiler for those who haven’t played it.  So for this review all I am going to say is that you solve puzzles with a portal gun that shoots two different portals: one to go into and the other one to go out of.  Now if you are a fan of puzzle shooters then this game is for you.  If you are looking for some sort of mindless action game then look elsewhere.  The story is deep and rich and the challenges will keep you entertained for a while.  Also no real replay here, once you finish it there is no point doing the puzzles again since you knows all the answers.  There is co-op which is kind of the same as the campaign mode but with a buddy you can yell at.

Verdict: Buy it for those who like story and challenging game play.  For all others don’t.   



Written by Theonlypersonhere

July 14, 2011 at 3:10 am

Posted in Game reviews

Tagged with , ,

New Vegas

leave a comment »

Ok so I won’t go over the same things twice since New Vegas carries much of the stuff that fallout 3 has.  Not much has changed but some improvements helped.  The story here you have been recovered from a head shot.  And you want to find out how and why this happened.  You were a courier and got captured and had your packaged stolen.  You got shot and left for dead but was saved and now you are out for revenge.

Perks are now after every two levels instead of every level up.  This balances some of the skills and makes the game a little harder.  They took the percents out of the conversations like in fallout 3 there would be a success of 50% if you pick a certain option now instead the option is now weighted on your skill on barter or speech.  So it could be 40 speech required and you only have 35 speech skill you will fail the conversation unless you can increase your speech skill to 40 or above.  I do like this change since they tell you what level your skills have to be at.

You clothes changes the way people respond to you.  There is also reputation which influences the different groups of factions you will come across.  This makes sneaking missions a lot easier since you can just steal clothes of the faction and walk in.  Also certain faction members will help you if you are in good standings with them in a fight.

The Desert is so long and vast.  They have an orange tint in this game compared to the green in 3.  This makes the environment look like brown all the time.  This time around New Vegas is a very bright town.

I won’t go over much here since it pretty much is a copy paste of fallout 3 in terms of gameplay.  This isn’t necessarily a bad thing.  Don’t fix something that isn’t broken.  Story seems a little less involved and less personally than fallout 3. I feel that the story in fallout 3 was more engaging and likable.  Or maybe I am tired of the revenge story.  But anyway I do like New Vegas if you’re a fan of the last game this one is worthwhile to pick up.  New comers will find this a bit challenging but will appreciate the many characters and mutants they will come across.

And there is a whole bunch of Wild West references that any western fan would enjoy.

Verdict: Buy it when there is a deal.

Beat the game in 50 hours on PS3 didn’t side with the NCR or Legion.


Written by Theonlypersonhere

April 7, 2011 at 9:46 pm

Posted in Game reviews

Tagged with , ,

Pokemon sale

leave a comment »

Yeah save 29% on black and white.

Written by Theonlypersonhere

April 2, 2011 at 1:12 pm